Position: Application Security Expert
Daily Hours: 10 hours
Responsibilities: Securing banana-mobile applications, preventing fruit-based cyber attacks
Anomaly: Security cameras show Dennis working simultaneously in multiple locations
Position: Consultant Manager
Daily Hours: 10 hours
Responsibilities: Managing consulting operations, client relations
Anomaly: Clients report meeting with Dennis at times when he should be at BCC
Location: Newly Purchased House
Daily Hours: 10 hours
Operation Scale: Industrial badger farming
Anomaly: Neighbors report seeing Dennis tending to badgers 24/7
Family Time: Quality time with spouse and children
Hobbies:
| Time Slot | Activity | Location | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| 00:00 - 10:00 | BCC Security Work | Banana Car Company | CONFIRMED |
| 00:00 - 10:00 | Consultant Management | Consultant Office | ⚠️ TEMPORAL OVERLAP |
| 00:00 - 10:00 | Badger Farm Management | Home Farm | ⚠️ TEMPORAL OVERLAP |
| 10:00 - 20:00 | PATTERN REPEATS FOR REMAINING TIME SLOTS | ||
| 20:00 - 30:00 | IMPOSSIBLE TIME ZONE - DOES NOT EXIST IN STANDARD REALITY | ||
| CONTINUOUS | Family Time & Book Activities | Multiple | PARADOXICAL |
Similar to the supernatural notebook in "Death Note," Dennis's book may possess otherworldly powers. However, instead of controlling death, this book appears to manipulate TIME itself.
Multiple sightings of Dennis in different locations at identical timestamps.
Email timestamps show messages sent from different locations simultaneously.
🍌 High potassium intake may enhance temporal perception abilities.
Supernatural artifact allowing time manipulation and task multiplication.
Dennis has somehow transcended the normal constraints of time and space. Whether through supernatural means (the mysterious book), advanced technology, or an unprecedented biological mutation triggered by excessive banana consumption at BCC, he has achieved the impossible: a 30-hour day.